Top 10 Obnoxious Tote Bags

This post was last updated on January 5th, 2022 at 08:06 pm

The email from the school said no backpacks allowed! Are you kidding me. “Due to the number of kids in class and the lack of storage space, we require all kindergarten students to carry tote bags.” I’m still taken aback. For kindergarteners, having a cool new backpack for the first day of school is like a rite of passage. It goes hand in hand with precious first day of school photos and teary parents crying at drop off.

So I won’t be the bad mom, and be the only parent who blatantly ignores the email and sends their little kindergartener  to school with a brand new, oversized backpack that’s bigger than they are, regardless of how adorable it is. No, I will comply. However, I wonder what school administrators would think if I sent my son to school with any of these goodies. Here we go. The top 10 most obnoxious tote bags that could get your kindergartener kicked out of school on the very first day.

Top 10 Most Obnoxious Tote Bags

1. The Storm Pooper (I may buy this one for myself, it’s actually pretty cool.)
Top 10 Most Obnoxious Tote bags
  2. Namaste Bitches (Peace Out Dogs? Don’t think that excuse would work)
Top 10 Most Obnoxious Tote bags

3. Ball Sack (This one makes me laugh. So innocent, but so not… at the same time)
Top 10 Most Obnoxious Tote bags
4. I’m Sorry I’m Late, I didn’t Want to Come (Aren’t we trying to be positive at school?)
Top 10 Most Obnoxious Tote bags

5. Give me Tongue (So so wrong)
Top 10 Most Obnoxious Tote bags

6. Tattooed Girl Body Tote Bag (Doesn’t every boy need his own porn bag for school?)
Top 10 Most Obnoxious Tote bags

7. Dirty Pirate Hooker (I know some moms who might carry this one)
Top 10 Most Obnoxious Tote bags

8. I shoot People (I Think this one might attract school police. Expulsion for sure)
Top 10 Most Obnoxious Tote bags

9. Have a Nice Day (I think this one the teacher might take and keep for herself)
Top 10 Most Obnoxious Tote bags

10.  Random Crap (Yes it is)
Top 10 Most Obnoxious Tote bags



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  1. LOL those are hilarious and do wrong at the same time… thanks for sharing these tote bags with us.

  2. Take up a collection for your school
    to purchase more student lockers!
    I feel sorry for those kids having their
    rights of passage taken from them

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